Air walks, swing ups, handstands and plaunch lowers…
#handstand #workout #parallelbars #parkworkout #pbars #plauch #airwalk #gymnastics #calisthenics #notyoga #movementculture #girlswithmuscles #badkittypride #samanthastar (at Chelsea Park)
Air walks, swing ups, handstands and plaunch lowers…
#handstand #workout #parallelbars #parkworkout #pbars #plauch #airwalk #gymnastics #calisthenics #notyoga #movementculture #girlswithmuscles #badkittypride #samanthastar (at Chelsea Park)
I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”
I literally think about this post every day
Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs
They are harvesting our sorrows
True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.
So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.
The grim beeper
a word of advice: open your windows. wash your sheets. exfoliate your legs. read a paperback. make your bed. moisturize every inch of your body. go to sleep with soft skin and sheets that smell like the wind and a mind full of words worth dreaming about
Ok but imagine Hawkeye hearing about Kilgrave
Clint saunters up to him, smiles, and says Kilgrave can’t effect him.
Kilgrabe laughs and says something like “stab your self with an arrow”
Clint takes his hearing aids out (which were off) and promptly kicks Kilgrave between the legs
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•constantly cold because your body heat stops going to your limbs (arms, legs, hands,feet,etc.)
•hair falls out in clumps
• constantly tired no matter how much sleep you get
•trouble falling asleep
• malnutrition
• risk of heart failure
• binging because of lack of calories
•self hatred
•obsessively thinking about it
•having dreams about it
•after (or if) you recover you will still have the mindset of restricting
•can cause you to purge
•eye bags
•unhealthy pale/almost translucent skin
•dehydration
•hunger pains
•passing out often
•loss of period for many years
•brittle nails
•dry hair
•dry skin
•slow heart rate
•causes anxiety and depression
•low blood sugar
•constantly bad breath
•can cause seizures
•osteoporosis
•eye bags
•lightheaded easily
•shaking
•headaches
•lack of emotion
•bruising easily
•can’t stand up for short periods of times
•can’t be in hot water
•body dysmorphic disorder
•forgetting things easily
•getting less smart
•short attention
•low self esteem
•metabolism is messed up big time
•can’t cross legs when sitting or you’ll get lightheaded
•isolation
•heartburn
•food isn’t food anymore, it’s numbers, calories
•your hair won’t have any volume
•becoming very weak
•reduces brain size by 1/3
•suicidal thoughts
•destroys friendships/relationships
•migraines
•body will shut down
•long term brain damage
•death
Okay, listen to me
Passing out when you have ED isn’t as fragille as you think it is.
First you don’t even feel like drinking water
You feel like vomiting
You feel fucking weak
You don’t feel fragile and delicate but like a weak whale, that’s all
It’s not fun
Please make sure to stay safe.
*sleeping as much as possible to keep yourself from binging
*drinking so much green tea or coffee on an empty stomach that your hands shake
*pushing on your stomach to stop the growling
*exercising until your legs feel weak
*peeing 40 times a day
*weighing yourself daily
*having to say no to foods you once loved
*hiding your illness from family/boyfriend/friends
*choking on giant vitamins
*wearing jackets in the summer because you’re always cold
*always being covered in bruises
*binging when you’re alone…
*…and then trying to puke or shit the guilt away
*staring at thinspo literally 24/7
*crying when the number on the scale just won’t move no matter how long you fast
*feeling guiltily proud of all your symptoms
This is not a joke
this is 100% true
okay but i want this though?? like sign me the fuck up????
i promise this isnt a game. do not try to be like us
-wear leggings they will make your legs look smaller
-high waisted pants hide your stomach in a crop top
- DRINK WATER LIKE ALL THE TIME it will flush all the bad stuff out and cleat your skin up
- purging is never the answer it puts so much pressure on your stomach to binge and purge you could rip your stomach open and die
- you still have to eat to loose weight
- Not eating enough can cause you to loose muscle and become “flabby” and look bigger than you are
- muscle is leaner than fat
- some people have the bone structure that makes having a thigh gap harder to get
-Always eat breakfast it boosts your metabolism
- DRINK WATER
- diet soda and coke zero can cause the body to store fat
🌻 RECOVERY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION 🌻
💛 STAY SAFE 💛
When your face gets more angular, even if you don’t have perfect cheekbones
When your abs are showing more definition, even if they aren’t toned
When your collarbones peek out when you’re standing straight, even if it’s not much
When your fingers and feet feel more slender
When your skin is clearer
When you can feel your hipbones, even if they aren’t jutting out
When your legs might be slimmer but not enough to really tell
